The Masked Comet adjusts a made-up cape under lights that exist only in this paragraph. Captain Halftone taps a boot and the ring ropes hum like a cartoon.

This is fan fiction about scripted entertainment. The names are invented. The show is invented. Do not read it as a prediction or as news.

In the story, the Comet offers a handshake, Halftone answers with a bow, and the crowd is a drawing of dots. The curtain falls on a joke, not on a contest.

Pro wrestling on RummyReports stays scripted entertainment. This page is a template for that kind of story.